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Round and deformed,
Its red being a challenge of fit.
First the back took up a while,
Its big b making it un-straight.
Then the front wouldn’t reach.
Try two acute unmatching halves to make sense.
No shoulders to hold,
The seams to connect front with rear.
Arms too short for sleeves to run along.
Sewing by hand,
The machine’s presser quite big.
The fabric thick,
Thus hems were a no roll.
And bias binding was the same,
A shame.
Ah but I hold a master’s degree,
I’m a mule, you see.