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Can imagination lead us to write nonsense?

CAN TWO TEENAGERS HOLD A HIPPOGRYPH BY FORCE?

Nein. If I (56 kg, 154 cm) struggle to hold on a cutey animal such as a sheep [for sure not smaller and perhaps a little bigger than a Saint Bernard dog at 80 kg average — the dog not the sheep]… A horse like animal, said 154 cm up to its withers — assuming the animal ain’t a poney or a Shire — would drag away two-less-than-130 kg-set of  teenagers.

Not sorry, thinking pounds and inches/feet is not in my system, I’m a decimal thinker. So 54 kg are about 124~lb, 80 kg—180~ lb and 154 cm—5 f [ yep, I’m short]. A paint horse’s average height to withers being more or less 5 f (my height) with a weight of half a ton or 500 kg— 1102 lb approx.

If you do your Maths, you can easily see why two teenagers can’t just hold by force with the reins a wild hippogryph… Unless they’re quite strong.

Which, compared to my experience of rubbing my belly against ground because some wooly sheep is dragging my dignity through; it is definitely an error of imagination. And one of the craft’s perks.

IN DOING THE MISTAKES WILL REVEAL THEMSELVES

So yes, imagining things we can write something that might be not so true…

By doing we’re going to make mistakes. By writing we use imagination to replace what we don’t know.

J. K. Rowling for sure does know her shit about boarding schools. Unlike me. But I can bet she has never landed on her ass trying to stop a sheep from fleeing… After all, we can’t try every single action we imagine in a scene; risking stating bullets can open locks instead of ricocheting when hitting the metal. Have you opened a lock by firing a gun? I haven’t. I have fired a gun but that’s a secret…d

We must assume someone is going to realize. Specially if they’re to read more than thrice our piece. We must be prepared for it. We need to make mistakes to do things.

That’s why today’s entry is hashtagued #fuckitupbutwriteit!

I know, I know. Stephen King says we need small details to make it believable. Yet, even if the small details and the great plot distract you from the ‘other details’, the kind of details we can’t really give accountant of, the truth is; we might be found by the guy who knows.

Like me reading All you need is kill. The author had the great idea of drawing the shortsighted genius [with big front bumpers to distract a sexual brain] who can’t see without spectacles…. She never loses them to gravity or needs them to be sporty to avoid them falling from her nose. They’re round big and thin. I can tell because refraction doesn’t alter the shape of her big eyes and manga drawing tends to cliché this by drawing spirals.

I am shortsighted. Not so much as being declared ‘legally blind’ but enough to know what a myopia magna is. Thus I am aware of a few things about spectacles.

Spectacles, the bigger the frame the thicker the lense becomes and, the heavier they are. Oh, there are special plastics that make the lenses thinner? It doesn’t matter. The spectacles materials keep following this rule because physics require a certain shape in the lense for it to correct the focus. We myope people know we need to get small frames so we don’t get a thick, heavy lense. People who can be fashionable with their frames are not that shortsighted.

We know we either need a very tight arched support that will tightly hold onto our ears, or we will end up with slipping glasses going down our nose. Such detail can distract me from the iteration, the great message of killing time regressor aliens and of the whole thing. Why? Because I’m one of those upsetting disagreeable readers.

Is my irk going to stop this author from drawing manga? No. And that’s all right. That’s why you will imagine what you need to imagine and research as much as you think needed to make it believable.
Pasto kalo.

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Add writers…

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I pray in hate

Oh, how much I wish they go licking your nether regions.
And show you their gaping holes.
But you’re still alone.
Unseen and abandoned.
Wrapped in their skin,
Your heart unaccompanied.

Well fucked,
Nipple pampered.
But spoken about nothing;
Orphaned of loyalty.

While I alone,
enjoy a slice of cake,
Desserts better than sex.
And laugh my time away with a good friend.

Note

I don’t really hate anyone but for a moment, some people arise in me certain unhealthy wishes. Like the wish to own a telescopic rifle and shoot them. Fortunately for me, the urge is quieted by writing. Such is the result. I hope it is good enough to make you smirk and understand how sometimes we all share a bad day for one or other reasons. So if you’re a sexual person but haven’t crossed me with unrequited attention; believe me, I wish you what you need, the way you need it, at the time it is required. Pasto Kalo.

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De leyes y hechizos

Cuando se redactan leyes, se ponen a prueba las palabras, procurando dar con su máxima fuerza. Como los hechizos, tienen que hacer que las cosas sucedan en el mundo real y, como los hechizos, sólo operan si la gente cree en ellas. Si tu ley impone una pena, has de ser capaz de aplicarla…, a los ricos tanto como a los pobres, a la gente de las fronteras escocesas y de las marcas galesas, a los a la gente de las fronteras escocesas y de las marcas galesas, a los hombres de Cornualles igual que a los de Sussex y Kent. Ha redactado este juramento, una muestra de lealtad a Enrique, y se propone que lo presten los hombres de todos los pueblos y aldeas y todas las mujeres de cierta importancia: viudas con patrimonio, terratenientes. Su gente recorrerá el país, llanuras onduladas y brezales, pidiendo a los que apenas hayan oído hablar de Ana Bolena que respalden la sucesión del hijo que lleva en el vientre. Si un hombre sabe que el rey se llama Enrique, que preste juramento; no importa si confunde a este rey con su padre o con algún Enrique anterior, porque los príncipes, como los demás hombres, se desvanecen de la memoria de la gente común.

Thomas Cromwell, personaje. En la corte del lobo. Hilary Mantel.

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What to do if you can’t create a lovely villain?

<< I think it is also possible to make a hero-psychopath one hundred percent sick and revolting, and still make him fascinating for his very blackness and all-round depravity. I very nearly did this with Bruno in Strangers on a Train , for even Bruno’s generosity is neither consistent nor well-placed, and there is nothing else to be said in his favor. But in that story, Bruno’s evil was offset by Guy’s “goodness,” which considerably simplified the problem I had of providing a likable hero, as Guy became the likable hero. It depends on the writer’s skill, whether he can have a frolic with the evil in his hero-psychopath. If he can, then the book is entertaining, and in that case there is no reason why the reader should have to “like” the hero. If there must be reader-identification, a term I am rather tired of, then provide the reader with a lesser character or two (preferably one who is not murdered by the hero-psychopath) with whom he can identify. >>

Plotting and writing suspense fiction. Patricia Highsmith.

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Harassment

Have I watched porn?
What do you care?
Not your business yo!

Have I masturbated?
Too private!

Asexual doesn’t mean,
You can go and ask your mean just cause you feel like.
Sexual person or not…
That’s harassment you know.

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Le chien sous la chaise

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The day I stopped traffic

Oh mine!
To my left a green light,
To my right, cars move.
And straight ahead…
A line waiting for the hault to expire.

I… I’m blocking road and my red steed dressed up in scratch.
But polite I won’t,
Since this is the exit I reckon.
And my four meters of length,
Somehow, must go and squeeze in there.

My win of today!
I was mightier than traffic light.

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La obsesión con el número de palabras

Los autores escriben un promedio de entre trescientas y setecientas palabras por hora cuando redactan prosa nueva. Si os quedáis un poco cortos o bien os pasáis un poco, no hay problema. Cada cual es diferente. Pero el término medio está alrededor de las quinientas palabras por hora de trabajo. Por supuesto, la cifra puede dispararse si lleváis una semana pensando en cómo será esa escena tan increíble que vais a escribir, y entonces podéis llegar a las mil quinientas o dos mil palabras en esa hora concreta. Ha habido épocas de mi vida en las que he tenido que ponerme a ese nivel. Pero insisto en que, el promedio son unas quinientas palabras por hora.

Brandon Sanderson. Curso de escritura creativa. Sinequanon.

¿Y si yo escribo menos que eso en una hora? ¿Dejo de ser escritor?

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Why to create adorable despicability? p2

woman in a black costume with a cape and horns
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Hence, how do we have our characters to be apart and different?

In BL that’s easy. One of them is hetero and homophobic. Or the other is simply unaware due to being a narcissistic wrench; love here is not to turn hate into passion but total indifference into lust. And lust is easier to get through aphrodisiacs than love through attention and open ears. First happens conveniently in seconds, the last… I shrug.


For hetero romcoms, such opposites come as ironic hateable comments that escalate into a twisted flirting. Asexuals… Well we can’t be integrated into scene in spite of being the TOTAL OPPOSITE of sexual people. How do you convince someone who believes garlic bread is better than sex (and sex is LAME[1]) to actually fuck? Love might do, but love won’t make your loins flutter. Love is boring in a very special way.

So we rest upon self hate. Main character hates themselves so they can’t love but things get better… Like in 28 days. Also we disguise the wolf in sheep skin by having the violence and destruction to sleep in the same bed. Now that physical abuse is no longer in, manipulation and verbal abuse leave a track of CPTSD behind…

And I’m using love for the sole reason that love is like weaponry. War is somehow a good way to make money in Wall Street without losing it to the minor fluctuation. Love is akin in terms of plot interest. It won’t lose 3 points out of the blue just because. Aromantic people and asexual people read romance and love it… Yet, it changes. I won’t say evolve cause some ideas of omegaverses are as new as the XXIIth century.

Long ago, BL was filled with facing homophobe societies, parents disowning their kids because of liking dicks… No cancellation in power. Despite most of BL plots still coming from… Not gay friendly countries, now it pictures nonchalant friends[2] who accept and even demand the gay guy/gal to confess and be done with it; parents giving up in lieu of parental love… So much any mention to spanking Grey and no-one raises a brow. On screen.



Which is why the double negation of the main character’s paradigm is not so easy to cement into foundation and our job to find it through research or playing goof…



Waiting to be antagonized?! Don’t and like this nonsense! (For sure you have already done it since I’m quite annoying at asking). Have a wonderful time looking up how to negate the negation. Pasto kalo.


[1] Remember some asexual are sex positive, I’m just enjoying depicting the worst case scenario! That in yaoi causes the story to crash and burn before there’s any smooth.

[2] To tell you the truth, it ain’t as stupid to depict such plots since below the Dixie line homosexual/black people is still being dragged and tortured/ killed for liking pink or being openly » unusual»… And Europe sports cases of beaten people due to their origin/ sexuality/ colour. What the heck is white I wonder?